CEK_NotYeti by Not Yeti (pdf)

Author:Not Yeti (pdf) [Yeti, Not]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2011-03-08T22:33:55.970000+00:00

Celia Kyle

Not Yeti!

- 21 -

Or not. “Save your purring for whatever you’re banging now. I have issues.”

Yosi listened while the phone clattered all over the floor, his brother’s muffled curses filtering over the line. Finally the sounds dissipated. “Yamon?”

“Yeric said you didn’t have issues other than being an ass. I’m a doctor, Yosi, but I’m not that kind of doctor. Call me when your wife has wolfy issues. I’m better equipped to deal with those.”

“Quit being an idiot.”

“Me? You’re the one calling a vet for your medical… stuff.”

For the love of… “I don’t have a problem!” He roared and could feel the thin downy soft hairs of his yeti emerging from his skin. The asshole, with the help of his annoying brother Yeric, had made him go yeti. Just wait till he got his hands on those two.

“O-kay. Make me go deaf why don’cha?” His brother sighed, the sound carrying over the phone. “What can I help you with then, oh powerful yeti without erectile dysfunction?”

“I need some tranquilizer.” Please don’t ask why. Please.

“I’m not tranqing Sela.”

At least Yamon didn’t have to ask why. His brother figured it all out on his own.

Damn, but he and Sela were becoming predictable in the “solve our problems”

department. “You’re not. I am. It’s the only way, Yamon. It’s our thing. She tranqs me, we fuck in a freezer. Only, it’s my turn now.”

“You realize this is the dumbest thing ever in the land of men and beasts, right?

Like, a sure ticket to divorce-ville, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars, dumb.”

He’d thought it was a damned good idea. It was their thing. “But…”

“Thank God I’m not a woman,” his brother mumbled. “Yosi, I’ll allow you to tranq her, but we’re going to redo this plan of yours.”

“What’s wrong with my plan?”

“A freezer is not sexy.”

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